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At Least Nobody Can Accuse Me Of Being Inconsistent

By , on April 30, 2008

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A conversation with my co-worker today, who also happens to be a longtime friend (I don’t talk like this to other co-workers… most of the time).

He: “Uh… I’m not coming in tomorrow.”

Me: “BAHSTAHD! I DON’T BELIEVE YOU!”

He: “I’m so happy I can always count on you.”

Me: “Huh? What you be talkin’ about?”

He: ” ‘BAHSTAHD! I DON’T BELIEVE YOU!’ every single time I tell you I’m taking a day off.”

Me: “And this is the thanks I get? You keep insisting on taking a day off? BAHSTAHD! I DON’T BELIEVE YOU!”



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2 Comments to “At Least Nobody Can Accuse Me Of Being Inconsistent”

  1. Tortilla says:
    May 1, 2008 at 11:21 pm

    I bet you talk like this to everybody.

  2. yoonamaniac says:
    May 1, 2008 at 11:56 pm

    You should talk, you foul-mouthed weirdo teenager.

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