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This Blog Is Not Efficient

By , on May 26, 2008

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This is the fourth time somebody came to my blog by searching “peeing mania.com”!!! WTF? I’m telling you, there are some sick, SICK people out there.

Not only there are sick people visiting my site, there are some other strange people ending up here by searching some strange stuff. Somebody came here searching for “cat puncture wound smells like poop”. Uh… HELLO THERE! IF YOUR CAT HAS A PUNCTURE WOUND, TAKE THE CAT TO THE EMERGENCY VET!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING GOOGLING THE “SYMPTOM” OF A PUNCTURE WOUND???? And by the way, if it does smell like poop, common sense should tell you the cat’s gastrointestinal tract is punctured somewhere!

Do you know what kind of strange search people do to get to your site? Here are some other examples of what people searched to arrive here:

  • fear of baby poop
  • licking herself
  • poop talk
  • my bowel movement smells like bleach

So I’m thinking my blog is not hitting the target audience… oh wait… What kind of people ARE my target audience…?



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9 Comments to “This Blog Is Not Efficient”

  1. vibrantandzany says:
    May 26, 2008 at 8:43 pm

    How do you know what people have searched to find your blog?

  2. yoonamaniac says:
    May 26, 2008 at 9:06 pm

    I installed a plugin. Actually, I installed two different plugins for the stats on this site.

  3. EssenceOfInsanity says:
    May 26, 2008 at 10:01 pm

    Where do you get such plug ins? And more importantly, are they free?

  4. yoonamaniac says:
    May 26, 2008 at 11:08 pm

    I just found out I actually have 3 plugins… Oh well…

    EOI,
    Go to http://wordpress.org/extend/plugins/tags/ and click on “statistics” or “stats” from the tag cloud. Look around to see which one you like. They are all free.

  5. Radioactive Jam aka bc says:
    May 27, 2008 at 10:23 am

    You have a target audience? Wow. I wonder if there’s a plug-in to get one of those too…
    ;-)

  6. Tortilla says:
    May 27, 2008 at 4:21 pm

    What? You mean that your bowel movements aren’t supposed to smell like bleach?

  7. yoonamaniac says:
    May 27, 2008 at 5:47 pm

    I’m sure I have a target audience. I just haven’t figured out who they are. :D

    Tortilla, you mean you were not the one who did the search?

  8. Ms. Florida Transplant says:
    May 29, 2008 at 7:57 am

    Those are great! You are definitely finding your niche, whether it’s the one you want or not! =)

  9. yoonamania » Blog Archive » I Know What You Did To Get Here (TT#4) says:
    December 10, 2008 at 9:54 pm

    [...] addition to the few I blogged about some time ago, this is a list of thirteen keyword searches, by which you guys ended up at [...]

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