My coworker and I went to get coffee this morning shortly after I arrived at work. The said coworker proceeded to snatch up the only scone left in the cafeteria while I was getting my coffee, noting out loud and emphasizing that his was the only scone left there. I paid for my coffee, he for his scone and we came back to our desks.

Thirty minutes or so later:

He, holding the scone: Do you want this?

Me: Why? What’s wrong with it?

He: Nothing’s wrong with it. I just don’t want it.

Me: Then why did you get it?

He: There was only one, and I didn’t want YOU to have it.

Me: So you decided to not only let me have it, but also pay for it?

He, frowning: … um… yeah… I guess…