My coworker and I went to get coffee this morning shortly after I arrived at work. The said coworker proceeded to snatch up the only scone left in the cafeteria while I was getting my coffee, noting out loud and emphasizing that his was the only scone left there. I paid for my coffee, he for his scone and we came back to our desks.
Thirty minutes or so later:
He, holding the scone: Do you want this?
Me: Why? What’s wrong with it?
He: Nothing’s wrong with it. I just don’t want it.
Me: Then why did you get it?
He: There was only one, and I didn’t want YOU to have it.
Me: So you decided to not only let me have it, but also pay for it?
He, frowning: … um… yeah… I guess…


Huh? Why didn’t he want you to have it?
MEN!
Why? Cause I love scones. That’s why.
Ok when would you like me come to your work and slap him silly?
You’re welcome to do that any time!
Are you kidding me?
What a jerk