I didn’t have much time to think about a list of thirteen things, items, reasons, people, etc today due to problems with a couple of servers at work. The following is a list of thirteen things that I could have or would have listed for my third Thursday Thirteen post today given enough time. I’d probably do most of them in the future.

1. Thirteen things I complained about this week
2. Thirteen people to whom I cursed “Plague on you and your house” this week
3. Thirteen reasons that confirm the upper management at work are douche bags
4. Thirteen ways to annoy the crap out of me driving on the highway
5. Thirteen things I really need that I can’t afford to buy
6. Thirteen things I really don’t need that I really want but can’t afford to buy
7. Thirteen signs I’m getting too old
8. Thirteen food items I stuffed myself with that I really shouldn’t have this week
9. Thirteen reasons why I should get married
10. Thirteen reasons why I should not get married
11. Thirteen reasons why I prefer dogs and cats to humans
12. Thirteen signs I am probably not getting enough sleep at night
13. Thirteen things I need to get rid of, but keep them because I don’t know the protocol of throwing them out