Brandy just farted. The cutest thing. She farts, looks towards her hiney and cocks her head to one side questioningly. Every single time. Which means if she farts again while she’s giving her butt an interrogating head cock, she cocks her head to the other side. And of course in the case of the multiple farts, it gets pretty hilarious. After all this time, she hasn’t quite figured it out.
Brooklyn, of course, doesn’t fart in my company because it’s totally beneath her.
Foster, who one would guess as the funniest farter, is disappointingly nonchalant when he farts. If he happens to be standing up, he takes a couple of quick steps forward and turns his head to look at his butt and then throws a sidelong glance towards me as if to see if I’ve noticed it. But if he happens to be lying down, he doesn’t even move his head, but only his eyes move for a quick glance at me for a second.
The most comical is Georgia, who usually tries to blame it on the one situated closest to her butt, who somehow is always me. If she farts sitting or lying down, she jumps up as if scared, with an OMG! WTF! kinda look, turns around and sniffs all around me, then suddenly retreats and walks away and sits down a few feet away from the offending spot, and stares at me for a long time with a disgusted accusatory look on her face.
Aren’t they so exactly like people or what?
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omgosh… you totally crack me up… I am not a fart humor type of girl
Ahahahahaha…that was AWESOME!
Hahahaha
Well, you made Topsurf laugh
I have two boxers and when they fart, they don’t give any indication that something’s happened.
The only way we know they did fart is because of the smell… Dear Lord the smell is unlike anything you could imagine.
That is how I can tell they farted because I see my life flash before my eyes after they do.
I noticed you talking about the Thunder but not the Lightning. I sure hope your dogs are no where near as bad as mine.
I am laughing hysterically!
Let me guess, when the cat farts – the dogs get blamed!!
Hilarious post, Yoon.
My dogs act the same way. Bosco will often fart as he’s jumping onto the bed. I don’t know why, but he does it all the time. But he never acknowledges his farts. He will walk by and fart and act like nothing happened.
Sweet P, on the other hand, is always surprised when she farts. She has to look around to find out what made that noise.
Your blog is the best!
HAHAHA.
Seamus is a nasty farter.
I am so glad I found your website! 4 dogs – that is awesome! I had 3 dogs, 1 passed on and we are down to 2 large dogs. One is a 150 lb bloodhound. I would easily have 2 or 3 more. I love this entry. It’s great! Our dogs can easily clear the room – but I just accuse my husband that it was him when they do it! LOL!
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