Welcome to yoonamania where I put down the nonsense that pops up in my head from time to time. Please do not expect to make any sense out of my blatherings. It's called nonsense for a reason. Nor should you expect to enjoy any good writing. My English sucks moose ass. But I don't really care since I'm sure your Korean isn't any better. Please try to keep your expectations low and just chill like potatoes... or beets... or parsnips. Oh and yeah, don't take it seriously unless you think I think you must.

Yours truly, etc. yoonamaniac

August 20, 2009>

Mania, Pix

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See? What did I tell you?  They are soooooo doing it on purpose! And here is the proof!

That’s right. It’s a screen shot of a sitemeter entry for my blog from yesterday. Somebody came to this blog by searching the words “how can i annoy subway customers” on bing.

To refresh your memory about my surreal I-must-be-on-Candid-Camera experience, or you’ve never read it, please  go read How To Annoy The Customers post. Go ahead and read it. It will not disappoint.

Oh and you know, Baja is going to be an expert on how to annoy the customers in no time now cause she just got a job at Subway and she claims to be a genius. We will soon be able to learn the ins and outs of this annoy-the-customers policy. I hope they don’t make her sign a confidentiality agreement.

August 19, 2009>

Wordless Wednesday

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August 18, 2009>

Mania

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To live up to the expectation that my blog posts contain absolutely no useful information to anybody whatsoever,  here is another one for today.

I work as a consultant at a client site in Long Island, NY, about an hour away from NYC where the company, which I’m an employee of, is located. Since I don’t physically work at my company, I don’t remember its address. And it seems the client sent my company by email a PDF file, some kind of confidentiality agreement, which they want me to sign and return. And the following is the email exchange between me and the administrative assistant at my company.

Can you please sign attachment and send back to us…
Advise
xxxxxxx

Can you give me the [company] address? And should I send this attention to your name?
Yoon

can you e-mail it back
xxxxxxx

How can I do that? I thought you wanted the signed copy.
Yoon

You are right…
I will let you know how Chris wants us to handle and get back to you…
xxxxxxx

I sincerely hope this post brings my blog back to its normal not-useful-for-anybody-seeking-any-kind-of-information status.

August 18, 2009>

Mania

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For a few weeks now, the number one search words people have used to come to this blog have to do with citizenship interview. I feel sorry for people who ended up on my blog for useful information, but instead, got an essay on how mine went. So I decided I’d help some of them out by answering some questions as I understand.

The documents you need for the interview are listed in the letter you received with your appointment letter. As of the time I had my interview, these included the appointment letter itself, all the passports issued by your home country including the expired ones, any expired work permit(s) and your green card. You are supposed to bring the originals and a photocopy of each document.

If you can’t find your expired passports, just tell the interviewer that you have lost them. I couldn’t find expired passports at first (I did find them afterward), so I called my lawyer about it, and that’s what he told me. He also said that it all depends on the interviewer if it will be a problem or not. If  he or she wants to give you a hard time, it will become a problem.

My lawyer also made me bring copies of my tax returns for the last 5  years as well even though it wasn’t listed. The reason given to me again was that if the interviewer wants to give me a hard time, they will ask for it.

The location I had the interview was in Garden City, NY and there IS a parking lot and yes, you have to go through a metal detector.

I don’t know if you can bring anybody with you other than your lawyer. Sorry.

My experience and advice? I brought everything mentioned above AND every letter and document  I had, which are remotely related to immigration, and a photocopy of each because what my lawyer told me frightened me. But the person who interviewed me was very nice, and the only document she really needed to see was my current passport (to verify my home country or something, I don’t remember).  Bring a book or newspaper or anything to occupy yourself with while waiting. As most of you who are about to go to the citizenship interview probably already know from the other previous appointments, the fact that the appointment is at,  say 11:00am does not mean you would be ushered in to see somebody at 11:00am because there are probably 100 others who also have the appointment at 11:00am.

If you lost your letter of appointment for the interview, I THINK you are screwed because you have to get it verified by somebody first upon arrival, and then you have to show it to the guard to go up to the waiting area for the interviewees. Then you hand in that letter to be allowed to wait to be called in for the interview. But I honestly don’t know if there is any other way. The number one reason I got a lawyer to file the application for me instead of doing it myself was that when the INS or Department of Justice send out these letters, they send another copy to the lawyer. If I or the post office had lost one of the letters, I would have been covered.

If you have passed the interview, you have to hold on to your green card with your dear life until the oath ceremony. If you lose it or forget to bring it with you to the oath ceremony, you have to go through the whole process of applying for citizenship all over again. This tidbit was given by the nice person who interviewed me.

I hope it answers some of your questions.

Good luck!

Do you remember my last Thursday 13 post? The title of the post was Food Is My Daddy, and it was a list of signs that I love food a little too much. As is the case with any such subject, it was to laugh at myself and let the readers laugh at my expense with me.

I got a comment that I had to approve because this person had never commented on my blog before. So I read the comment, and it was something like “Excellent strategies and explanations!” Naturally, I was about to mark it as SPAM, but then something caught my eyes. Commentluv had a URL pointing to the commenter’s most recent blog post, which had to do with Thursday 13. So I went to Thursday 13 site to search for the same URL among those who participated. And what do you know, she was one of the participants. Clearly, she was going through each of the participants’ blogs and leaving comments without reading the post, without a cursory glance, not even the title, because would YOU leave a comment like that when the title of the post is Food Is My Daddy? Well, assuming she’s not extremely fucking stupid.

Basically, she was just putting comments to get people to come to her blog and leave comments. Not only that, I noticed that on Thursday 13 site, there is a list of participants’ blogs on the sidebar according to the number of comments left, under the heading of “Most Commented.” And her blog was up there (I’m not going to put her blog link here because I don’t want to increase traffic to her site by doing so).  So I marked her comment as SPAM and deleted it. I regret deleting it though since I could have used it in this post.

I know this wasn’t the first time it happened – believe it or not I’m not THAT stupid, and I appreciate it if you left comments without reading my post because you felt I’d be disappointed. But I tell you now, so you know.  If you don’t want to read my post, you don’t have to read it. But if you haven’t read it, please don’t comment. Don’t get me wrong. I like people leaving comments on my blog. I love comments. Who doesn’t? I feel loved when somebody leaves a comment. But I don’t want people commenting without reading it just to get comments back and increase traffic to their own blogs. Think about it. That’s the definition of SPAM comments.

So what I’m saying is this. Don’t spam my blog.