Welcome to yoonamania where I put down the nonsense that pops up in my head from time to time. Please do not expect to make any sense out of my blatherings. It's called nonsense for a reason. Nor should you expect to enjoy any good writing. My English sucks moose ass. But I don't really care since I'm sure your Korean isn't any better. Please try to keep your expectations low and just chill like potatoes... or beets... or parsnips. Oh and yeah, don't take it seriously unless you think I think you must.

Yours truly, etc. yoonamaniac

December 13, 2008>

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I had my citizenship interview on Thursday. The appointment was at 11am in Garden City, NY, which is about an hour drive from my house. Naturally, I left home 3 hours and 10 minutes before the appointment, having woken up early from a very fitful sleep.

For several days, the interview had been on my mind because the official letter listing the documents I should bring with me to the interview listed all travel documents issued by the government of my home country including the expired passports, and of course as a matter of principle, I had no idea where my 20 year old expired passport was. I had my most current one and the one right before. If you know me, you know that I’m not only terribly unorganized, but also a major slob, so looking for this old passport was a tantamount task, you see.

A couple of days before the appointment, resigned to the fact that I wouldn’t be able to find it, I called my lawyer’s office to see what I should do. They informed me that I should just tell them I lost it since I moved around no less than a dozen times and that it’s not really important, BUT it all depends on the interviewer – If the interviewer wants to give me a hard time, he or she will deny me the citizenship. They also told me that I should bring 3 years worth of my tax returns with me even though it’s not on the list of documents I should bring because, again, if the interviewer wants to give me a hard time, they’d ask for it. As you could imagine, the call to the lawyer made me even more agitated and nervous about the interview.

That night, with a stroke of luck, I happened to look inside an old bag I used to carry, and found an old passport, which turned out to be 15 year old expired passport that I didn’t even remember I had. Then a few minutes later I found the 20 year old one as well, on top of my desk in plain sight….

The next day, I made the photocopies since the official letter instructed that I bring the original AND a photocopy of each document. I felt all ready for the interview since I have already jammed 100 sample questions and answers into my brain. But then later in the day, I learned that they have a new set of 100 questions and since I applied before the date they changed the questions, I would have the option of choosing the old test or the new test. Remembering what the lawyer’s office told me about everything depending on the interviewer who might want to give me a hard time, I jammed the new set of questions into my brain as well.

So leaving the house more than 3 hours before the appointment was more than natural, given that it was rush hour and raining. Arriving an hour and 20 minutes early, tired but full of nervous energy, I sat in the waiting room and waited for my name to be called for about 2 hours. Finally my name was called. After 15 minutes of surprisingly pleasant interview, she congratulated me and informed me that I would get a letter in a month or two specifying when and where I should go to take the oath.

I walked out feeling 50 lb lighter but with immense happiness and pride of finally getting over the last hurdle to being a US citizen. Now the only thing left for me to do is to NOT lose my green card because that’s the only thing I need in order to take the oath and get my citizenship. Now REJOICE WITH ME!!!!

:dance:   :rockon:   :worm:   :funky:   :yahoo:

As for all those documents and their photocopies? she never asked to see even one of them.

October 24, 2008>

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Life has been throwing punches at me left and right and I have been quite overwhelmed by life this year. Looking back, I’ve been whining quite a lot, and my dear little group of readers, I apologize. I don’t even feel like myself any more and I feel I’m even losing the ability to crack jokes about it as a result of every single cell in my body being occupied with dealing with life. I apologize ever more profusely because as you  might have guessed, here comes another whiny entry. Please bear with me. I AM trying and trying hard to be positive and to not feel sorry for myself. But some days it gets to be a little too much.

As a matter of fact, I should have been ecstatic today. I should have been walking around with a stupid grin on my face. Because I came home last night to find the letter from INS waiting in the mailbox, with my citizenship interview appointment in December. How long have I been waiting to be a citizen? For about 20 years. For 20 years, I’ve been dutifully paying taxes without representation. Now I’m this close. But do you know what I did upon opening the letter and skimming through its contents? I cried. And my tears were most definitely not the tears of joy or happiness but of frustration.  Oh shit! Not now! ANOTHER thing I have to prepare for! Why does it have to be now? I can’t even think straight. Where did I put all these documents that I need to bring there and when am I going to look for them?

It’s funny how the smallest thing could throw you off. I was exhausted yesterday, so I forgot about it pretty soon by sleeping. But I woke up with a heavy heart, found out Brandy had emptied her bladder on one of the dog beds, spewed plentiful variations of the word fuck about 478,399,643,715 times, feeling as if that letter was staring at me while I busied myself to get ready to go to work.

Just yesterday morning, I found myself happier than usual because I received the New York State STAR rebate check that I didn’t know I was getting and told people that it would cover most of Brooklyn’s hospital stay and joked that I needed another three checks like this to cover Brandy’s and my medical expenses. Come to find out today, I was lucky and saved by the check, since without it, I would have been short when making this month’s mortgage payment.

At work, when I finally opened my mouth to talk to a coworker, my tear gates opened and I couldn’t stop crying. And all I could say was, It’s just too much. Too much at the same time. I’m too overwhelmed. The coworker couldn’t say anything for a while, and when he finally replied, the only thing he could say was, I wish you were a millionaire. I stared at him and replied, Yeah… who doesn’t?

Yes, I know. I’ve been trying hard to see it as what it really is — happy and joyful events, as in I would have been short on my mortgage payment but hey look! This rebate check materialized and I’m good now! And I finally get to be a U. S. Citizen and exercise my rights as such! Yippeeeee! and so on… Yes, I’m trying very hard and will be trying hard. But I need to get this out. And again, I apologize.

April 8, 2008>

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I went to get my fingerprinted at 12:00pm as instructed in the letter sent by INS for my citizenship. I left work at 11:20am to get there on time, even though the google map said it would only take 17 minutes to get there. Not only that, I was worried I wouldn’t be able to find a parking spot, I asked a co-worker to drive me there. Why was I so paranoid? Because the letter said something to the effect of if I didn’t show up at the designated time, they would assume the application abandoned. You know what that means? It means I need to go through the process again from the beginning shedding more money if I don’t show up on time.

So I get there nice an early, filled out some form, got the form checked out by a clerk, then sat down to wait until my number, 82, was called. 12:00pm came, which, if you’ve been paying attention, was my appointment. So naturally these people who do the fingerprint promptly gathered up their stuff and left for lunch. Isn’t it just something so totally expected or what?