yoonamania

Three dogs and their pooper scooper

Welcome to yoonamania where I put down the nonsense that pops up in my head from time to time. Please do not expect to make any sense out of my blatherings. It's called nonsense for a reason. Nor should you expect to enjoy any good writing. My English sucks moose ass. But I don't really care since I'm sure your Korean isn't any better. Please try to keep your expectations low and just chill like potatoes... or beets... or parsnips. Oh and yeah, don't take it seriously unless you think I think you must.

Yours truly, etc. yoonamaniac

The Mud Meme

August 3, 2009>

Meme

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Some people steal meme legitimately from some meme providing blog, but I like stealing from my bubblicious friend perpstu. I just went through some of her meme posts, and decided to steal this one.

1. What are your current obsessions? Cylithria and Mr. Obround. No, it’s not a book or a movie or a game. Cylithria is a friend of mine on plurk and twitter. She met Mr. Obround (not his real name) a few days ago, and I’m in love with Mr. Obround.

2. Which item from your wardrobe do you wear most often?Anything that fits. It’s getting to be really hard to find something that fits.

3. What’s for dinner? Get your own fucking dinner.

4. Last thing you bought? Lunch

5. What are you listening to? I’m trying, but can’t really make out what my coworker over there is saying on the phone.

6. If you were a god/goddess who would you be? Not very well versed in mythology, but I like perpstu’s answer. Athena, the grey-eyed one.

7. Favorite holiday spots? Home sweet home.

8. Reading right now? This meme questions

9. 4 words to describe yourself. Bitchy, sleep-deprived, exhausted, lazy

10. Guilty pleasure? Virtual groping, not that I feel guilty about it.

11. Who or what makes you laugh until you’re weak? The noise Foster makes when I rub his belly with his head on my other arm. You’d think he’s growling.

12. Planning to travel to next? Upstairs.

13. Best thing you ate or drank lately? Baby back ribs with spicy oil at Churrasqueira Bairrada

14. When did you last get tipsy? Probably last December or January. It requires a relatively high alcoholic content to make me tipsy.

15. Care to share some wisdom? Care to pay for my liposuction?

16. Nicest thing anyone’s ever said to you? To my face? I’ll have to ask everybody to say something nice and pick the best one.

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I Know What You Did To Get Here (TT#4)

December 10, 2008>

Meme, Thursday Thirteen

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I like stealing from my bubblicious friend perpstu, with her blessing of course. It was her Thursday Thirteen post last week and I immediately acquired her permission to pilfer it. Thanks, perpstu!

In addition to the few I blogged about some time ago, this is a list of thirteen keyword searches, by which you guys ended up at yoonamania, that I find strange or funny.

peeing mania.com
Well, for some reason, this one gives yoonamania the most hits. So apparently, this site attracts sickos.
what the hell is ansky
This is one of a handful of keywords that matched what I actually blogged about here.
dog peeing on neighbor
None of my dogs has ever peed on a neighbor.
pooping naturally
As opposed to pooping artificially?
turd half way out
Yeah, I have this exact phrase in this post.
dog poops on a baby
So this dog actually seeks out and poops on babies? Why does anybody let it happen anyway?
pooper lovin
This one cracked me up the most. I kept saying it out loud and kept laughing. I know, I need a life.
how to annoy empoyees at work
I really really want to know the person who googled this. We are going to be such best friends!
poop processing
This one made me go hmmm… processing in what way?
infants eating dog poop
Most definitely one of those WHAT THE FUCK?
pee holding
For fun?
“pooping in public” pictures
Whoever you are, you are truly sick.
poop on wee wee anal picture
I have no words. Really? You want to see this picture?

Hey… anybody notice a recurring theme here…? Hmm…

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Cinemania

December 8, 2008>

Meme

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I was overcome by exhaustion over the weekend and I’m still feeling a little sick suffering from inevitable brain fuzziness, so I couldn’t think of anything to blog. And of course my plurk friend perpstu came to my rescue, or I might have stolen it, but I know she doesn’t mind.

So here is a meme about Top 100 movies. The way I’m supposed to do this seems like:

Bold the movies I’ve seen
Italicize the movies I love
Only count the movies I’ve seen in their entirety

Well, my brain is too fuzzy but my count is that I’ve seen 38 movies in their entirety. I gotta watch some more movies, man.

1. Godfather, The (1972)
2. Shawshank Redemption, The (1994)
3. Godfather: Part II, The (1974)
4. Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The (2003)
5. Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The (2002)
6. Schindler’s List (1993)
7. Shichinin no samurai (1954)
8. Casablanca (1942)
9. Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The (2001)
10. Star Wars (1977)
11. Citizen Kane (1941)
12. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (1975)
13. Dr. Strangelove (1964)
14. Star Wars: Episode V – The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
15. Rear Window (1954)
16. Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)
17. Pulp Fiction (1994)
18. Usual Suspects, The (1995)
19. Memento (2000)
20. North by Northwest (1959)
21. 12 Angry Men (1957)
22. Buono, il brutto, il cattivo, Il (1966)
23. Lawrence of Arabia (1962)
24. Psycho (1960)
25. Fabuleux destin d’Amélie Poulain, Le (2001)
26. Silence of the Lambs, The (1991)
27. It’s a Wonderful Life (1946)
28. Goodfellas (1990)
29. American Beauty (1999)
30. Sunset Blvd. (1950)
31. Vertigo (1958)
32. Matrix, The (1999)
33. Cidade de Deus (2002)
34. To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)
35. C’era una volta il West (1968)
36. Apocalypse Now (1979)
37. Pianist, The (2002)
38. Third Man, The (1949)
39. Paths of Glory (1957)
40. Taxi Driver (1976)
41. Fight Club (1999)
42. Sen to Chihiro no kamikakushi (2001)
43. Some Like It Hot (1959)
44. Double Indemnity (1944)
45. Boot, Das (1981)
46. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
47. Singin’ in the Rain (1952)
48. Chinatown (1974)
49. L.A. Confidential (1997)
50. Maltese Falcon, The (1941)
51. Requiem for a Dream (2000)
52. All About Eve (1950)
53. M (1931)
54. Bridge on the River Kwai, The (1957)
55. Se7en (1995)
56. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
57. Saving Private Ryan (1998)
58. Rashômon (1950)
59. Raging Bull (1980)
60. Wizard of Oz, The (1939)
61. Alien (1979)
62. American History X (1998)
63. Sting, The (1973)
64. Léon (1994)
65. Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939)
66. Manchurian Candidate, The (1962)
67. Vita è bella, La (1997)
68. Touch of Evil (1958)
69. Treasure of the Sierra Madre, The (1948)
70. Finding Nemo (2003)
71. 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
72. Reservoir Dogs (1992)
73. Great Escape, The (1963)
74. Modern Times (1936)
75. Clockwork Orange, A (1971)
76. Amadeus (1984)
77. On the Waterfront (1954)
78. Ran (1985)
79. Kill Bill: Vol. 1 (2003)
80. Annie Hall (1977)
81. Wo hu cang long (2000)
82. Jaws (1975)
83. Apartment, The (1960)
84. Braveheart (1995)
85. High Noon (1952)
86. Aliens (1986)
87. Fargo (1996)
88. Strangers on a Train (1951)
89. Shining, The (1980)
90. Metropolis (1927)
91. Blade Runner (1982)
92. Sixth Sense, The (1999)
93. City Lights (1931)
94. Donnie Darko (2001)
95. Duck Soup (1933)
96. Great Dictator, The (1940)
97. General, The (1927)
98. Sjunde inseglet, Det (1957)
99. Princess Bride, The (1987)
100. Dogville (2003)