I know I’ve just written about ridiculous messages on MySpace not long ago in MySpace Revisited. Soon afterwards, I found that I could make people type in some letters displayed in a little box to send me messages, so after I checked that option, I haven’t gotten any of those messages until now. Because I hastily deleted those ludicrous messages without having included in my blog, I have to admit I am a little happy about getting this one so that I can include it in its entirety.

Hello darling,how are you doing there hope you are okay…….. sometimes it hard for a man to tell about what you want or need as a person but one thing can change it all and that is love…… to find love is like hunting for lion in the desert and it takes a strong man to find one and dedication and determination for one to find it there……… well after i lost my loving angel (wife) in an auto accident about 10 years ago but before now i had make up my mind about not to marry another woman but now i realized the important of a woman in a man’s life and am a lonely man which need to marry someone who is caring,loving honest,straight and dedicated to her husband but all my effort to get a woman or lady has fail but still i think i can still find the right person here and am not giving up for it…….. for you to know about a little which i had went through, you can’t just believe it…….. i had met alot of different’s ladies and woman with different characters…….. just sometimes ago i met this lady in a sub way and we start to date for about 2months but not knowing that she is after my money and sex for pleasure…. i know something had to happen between a man and woman but not just sex…… some want me just to show their friends and some for alots of reasons but some thing tells me you are different from them all cuz your profile and pics tells me you are the one and i want you to proof me right…… so if you are the one that care,love,honest,trusted, calm and cool,pls just mail me back here. Billy

This is from somebody who calls himself, yup, you guessed it, “Billy needs loves”. Yes, he did put that “s” after “love”. I don’t know about you, but from reading this message, I have a hard time believing he had college education as stated in his profile. I hope you were not too annoyed by the lack of spaces after punctuations even though I was, not that he put enough punctuations for it to be readable. Not only annoyed, I was getting increasingly angry at the fact that he thinks there is no need for a space after a comma. I know. I have a short temper and like to throw temper tantrums when there is apparently nothing to be really angry about. Hey, I never said I was an easy person to get along with.

So this guy confesses that he’s widowed having lost his wife 10 years ago in an accident, while his profile says he’s divorced. He also confesses that my profile and my pics tell him that I’m the one for him. Again, I point you toward my MySpace page, where it clearly shows that he has an abnormal fur fetish, to say the least, or he could be a zoophile! That said, I do feel very sorry that he was subject to many a women’s ruthless advances fueled by greed, only to gain access to his vast fortune of less than $30,000 a year income.