Welcome to yoonamania where I put down the nonsense that pops up in my head from time to time. Please do not expect to make any sense out of my blatherings. It's called nonsense for a reason. Nor should you expect to enjoy any good writing. My English sucks moose ass. But I don't really care since I'm sure your Korean isn't any better. Please try to keep your expectations low and just chill like potatoes... or beets... or parsnips. Oh and yeah, don't take it seriously unless you think I think you must.

Yours truly, etc. yoonamaniac

Nirvana

April 10, 2008>

Mania

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Yes, I’ve arrived. Guess what I had. I’m in such a generous mood I’ll even give you a hint – look at this entry to get an idea of what I just stuffed myself with. I’m feeling all euphoric and stuff. No joke.

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The Next Best Thing

April 7, 2008>

Mania

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So I’m still dying for some pecan pie but I haven’t seen one for ages. I’ve told all my friends to keep an eye out for a pecan pie around where they live and buy it and notify me immediately as soon as they see one.

In the mean time, however, I bought 5 cans glazed pecans. I never knew such thing existed since I don’t usually go looking for snacks in candy/cookie aisles. But this time having craved pecan pie for so long, my eyes were peeled for anything pecan. And I promptly finished 3 cans in 2 days, and did you know when you gain a lot of weight, the sweat shirts and t-shirts get shorter at the rate proportional to that of your weight gain, exposing your enormous belly?

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I Want Some Pecan Pie

April 3, 2008>

Mania

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I’ve been having cravings for some pecan pie for a while now. Pecan pies and pumpkin pie sare my favorite pies. Unfortunately for me – or fortunately for me from the viewpoint of weight gain, empty calories, fat ass, etc – those are not very easy to find. Pumpkin pies, of course, are easily accessible around Halloween and Thanksgiving, and that’s about it. But a pecan pie? Forget about it. I haven’t had pecan pie for at least 3 years since I moved. It probably is more like 5 or 6 years since I tasted one, but it’s such along time ago, I don’t even remember when was the last time I had it. Pecan pie has been so persistently on my mind I even dreamed about it – I didn’t get to eat it even in my dream! @&#$%*! I really really really want some pecan pie really really bad. So if you have some pecan pie, throw some my way, will ya?

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